Topic: Two popcorns, two beers, a hot dog and a bag of Crack/Coccaine
This season the Devils will be opening their brand new state of the art hockey arena in what happens to be one of the most potential-laden cities in the world…
Why is it called
Tony: Hey Donny
Donny: HEYO, Tony
Tony: Hey Hey Donny
Donny: Tony, how we gonna get this immigrant suckas to move to our city?
Tony: Fughetaboutit… lets make it sound like
Donny: That was quick… wanna get a few sets in?
OBvioulsy that is not the actual conversation, as names have been changed to protect the ridiculous. But nonetheless there is nothing redeeming about
Several decades ago, one of the most highly regarded constitutional cases ever discussed arose over a discrepancy originating out of
Anyway, states were accustomed to sending their garbage to New Jersey, just as New Jersey was accustomed to using other states for their surpluses, most of which were not compost and toxic waste, but to each state their own. Realizing that they were becoming the Nation’s dumping ground,
So now, in line with that decision some odd years ago, the Devils moved to
So up went the
So now on your way to the devils new stadium "the rock" you are forced to travel DIRECTLY through the ghetto, which is practically all of
This year the Devils lost Brian Rafalski and Scott Gomez. Marty Broduer is one year older and Patrick Elias is one year less interested in trying. The Flyers, Islanders (debatably), Rangers, Penguins, Panthers, Capitals and a slew of other Eastern conference teams improved remarkably.
The Devils are going to need to make some moves over the next off-season in order to stay competitive, and avoid one of the most awful collapses in sports... wait; I'm a Mets Fan... in what is slowly becoming the Pittsburgh Penguins’ NHL. And for a big name free agent with his CHOICE of where to call home come next season, what could be more attractive then a stadium that has its own guns for clean needles night, and drops its puck at the sound of the gunshot closest to scheduled face-off time.
More about the Marlins President. I completely forgot that he got booed as soon as he walked in, which based upon his response clearly pissed him off, and understandably so. Perhaps this is why he went off on a tirade on me. But nonetheless, I got him angry which means he’s probably still thinking about my comment as we speak. DCMSG 1, Worst Baseball team in
Oh man what magical wonders do the geniuses at Wendy’s put in their chicken Nuggets. I swear they taste like whatever I want them to taste like at the moment. I certainly hope the secret ingredient is something completely disgusting and word gets out so no one else will eat them, they’ll lower the price and I can have all that I want… WHO NEEDS PUNCH and PIE/
When is somebody too old to go back to their school for homecoming? Apparently not 24 – Go Orange
Its hard to make nicknames for people Law-School. Calling someone Dildo in Ethics class probably wouldn’t go over so big. “Hey Ugly… HOW WASTED WERE YOU LAST NIGHT???